i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
