I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You are the jesus of drinking
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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