I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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