You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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