Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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