My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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