Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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