Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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