D3 body, D1 cock
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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