Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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