First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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