what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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