So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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