I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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