my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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