Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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