Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
did i walk over a car last night?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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