After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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