I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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