ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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