i think my mom watched the whole time
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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