he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
honey bunches of taint.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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