Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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