I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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