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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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