who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He better not be in your backpack
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
why is half of my head shaved?
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