I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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