I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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