Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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