So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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