Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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