Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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