Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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