So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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