I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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