well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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