We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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