Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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