Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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