There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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