Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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