I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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what are you doing with your life
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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