Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish you could order shots online.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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