her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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