What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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