You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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