Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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