You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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