I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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