You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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