is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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