Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Are my feet made of real feet?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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