ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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