is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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