That's intense
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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