only you would photoshop your dick
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
