I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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